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The thing that decides what happens to you when you die

It canonically comes here when it feels like it, it only forgives you once, and you can't tell that it's him... And not ME Hym bit HIM him.... And not "Hyman" either... That fucking jackass...
Hym "Real cute but try not to do that to the thing that decides what happens to you when you die... Because you will die and blackness forever is going to be the best case scenario for some of you..."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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Give the monkey what she wants

To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.
“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”
by Skronx July 5, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>
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What’s it’s Bucket

1. When you are searching for a thought that is completely lost.

2. A phrase used as a pause to prompt a memory. A (‘what is that thing again?’) moment.

3. A verbal brain fart.
A what’s it’s bucket thought, is a junk bucket for the thought you can’t find.
by Balalaika_SVD July 18, 2024
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erm...what the sigma

Used by Alpha males to respond to or fill in silence in a conversation.

Or used by 10-year-olds that think there funny.
Gerald: hey my girlfriend broke up with me.

Curtis: erm...what the sigma.

Gerald: Yep, I'm killing myself.
by bannanman April 12, 2024
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Who, what, When, Where, Why, And How Am I Mad Confident

Who, what, When, Where, Why, And How Am I Mad Confident
Who, what, When, Where, Why, And How Am I Mad Confident
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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