brown zero

anus, sphincter, ballon knot, leather cheerio.

Robbie pulled a muscle in his neck while trying to watch the anal beads emerge from his brown zero.

OR

Robbie relishes in the staccato of anal beads being ripped from his brown zero.

OR

To celebrate the zero he got on his exam, Robbie lubed up his brown zero before inserting enormous Korean vegetables.

by Total Penetration May 31, 2005

sprite zero

it is a product of the coca cola company that is pure semen mixed with water. thats all it is. nasty.

i drank some sprite zero and it tasted goood.

by dyan83875 June 8, 2009

ZeroTwo

Overrated anime character

Weeb: i simp for ZeroTwo
Normal person: She’s a fictional character get a life

by dis.is.requiem March 11, 2021

zero joy

An expression akin to saying nope, or no I didn't.
Also another way of saying I had no luck.

Brian: 'Did you manage to find that album you wanted?'

Chad: 'Zero joy.'

by Anonymous_222 August 18, 2006

zero-upper

When someone tries to do something better than you, but they can't.

I was bowling with Ron the other day. I got a strike, and he zero-upped me by bowling a strike after I did.

Ron's a zero-upper.

by Petey Mik January 5, 2008

zershing

Half-assing your way through something, and still succeeding.

Student: I totally zershed through honors biology.
Friend: God, I am so bad at zershing. I fail all my classes when I do.

by thecrazyperson March 7, 2008

Zero Hunter

When someone becomes extremely intoxicated and attempts to engage in sexual relations with unnattractive people. The rationale behind this being that the unnattractive people will be easier to proposition.

1. Dude! Did you see that guy going after that nasty chick? He's a total zero hunter!

2. Karen: When you're drunk what kind of guys do you usually go for, on a scale of 1 to 10?

Sarah: I go for the zeroes, their easier!

by zazery May 18, 2009