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YouTube and Chill

When you're on a budget and fuck a significant other with YouTube on in the background.
Brooke: YouTube and Chill?
Jeff: YouTube?

Brooke: I'm on a budget.
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YouTube Certified

The belief that by watching a "How to" video makes you a certified expert on the matter.
This genius thought he tell me how to do my job, cause he watched a 10 minute video. Bro' must have been YouTube Certified!
by Franklin'ation September 23, 2020
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YouTube Welfare

A welfare system in which a young unemployed adult relies on making YouTube videos in order to earn a livable wage instead of going out and finding a real job.
Steve: Hey Bob, has your kid found a job yet?
Bob: Nope. He on YouTube Welfare and sitting on his ass recording himself playing video games. He thinks he can become a millionaire by playing video games 24/7.
by justmichael October 10, 2016
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youtube avoidance

Trying not to use the word "youtube" in front of audience, to make sure you don't mistakenly say "youporn" instead.
"Did you tell them where you've got the video from?" "Kind of. I commited youtube avoidance and told them I got it from the internet"
by lifestyledictcc September 25, 2012
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Youtube Moment

A genuine insult / the highest form of praise (Def:1)

The best kind of person / literally the worst person alive(Def:2)

A word of no significance or real meaning, much like the word literally(Def:3)
Person 1: *Does something stupid*
Person 2: Dude that was such a Youtube moment
by Jess394 January 22, 2023
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Youtube DJ

The act of having 2 (or more) tabs of youtube open with music videos pre-loaded on to them. Before the first video stops the youtube DJ will hit play on the next video transitioning from one song to the other seamlessly ergo eliminating the risk of awkward silences. often used in small partys and gatherings of acquaintances where there is no sound system present.
"man these tunes are sweet"

"yeah! you can thank the youtube DJ"

"I know, with all this music going on I can actually tolorate you"

"thanks"
by HaxMaster November 12, 2012
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YouTube vein

Named for the geological concept of a mineral vein, a vast region of a particular valuable mineral which may lie hidden inside solid rock until a miner or digger inadvertently punches through and discovers it.

A YouTube vein is a huge collection of similar and interesting videos on YouTube, which you had never been aware existed, and which you discovered through the "Related Videos" list on some other video. The Related Videos list on each video within the vein will similarly lead to a huge number of other videos inside the vein, so that once you enter the vein, you can be exploring it for hours via the Related Videos links.

It may be difficult to get out of the vein, because if it's large enough, all of the related videos on almost all of the videos within the vein will lead to more videos within the vein, in an inescapable closed circuit. Conversely, once out it can be difficult to get back in (without using the browser's Back button) because by definition, the videos that lead into the vein are obscure and don't come up often in searches and related-videos lists. It's only a vein if its entry points are in that way hard to come by or obscure, but once inside it proves to be enormous.
I looked at this Japanese music video that came up in a YouTube search and uncovered an enormous youtube vein of old japanese pop music in the related videos!
by geajack October 19, 2011
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