I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

You know I'm sayin'

Uttered 59 times in 3 minutes during the interview of a member of the Compton Majestics Car Club while he is telling the story about when he got to prison and sold drugs and why he's totally not a member of a gang. Rockstar Games Sunday Driver documentary, from 25:27 to 28:32 (if you are watching from the original DVD).

25:36
And I got out like, beginning of '84, you know I'm sayin' and you know, when I got out in '84, you know gibberish there wasn't a pentientiary already. You know when I got out and I'm like, you know, my homeboy gibberish nigga you know came picked me up with my mom you know I'm sayin' and he went around the corner he had a little spot you know you know you know uh you can call it his dope house or whatever you know so we goin' houses right and he like "you know, what's up homie you want some freaks?" you know so you know I'm lookin' at him like "nigga whatcha talkin' about?" you know I'm sayin'...

26:46
Bullshit I'm like "what the fuck is that man?" you know I'm sayin', you like, you know I'm sayin' that's, you know, that's some rocks you know I'm sayin'

by Leone Family December 20, 2024

If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

You know what the question is

There are actually 2!

Hym "You know what the question is. You know what the questions are. I will not stop until I get an answer and the follow-up question is obviously going to be what are you going to do to fix it?

by Hym Iam April 14, 2025

Just so you Know

A Minecraft animation where some heterochromic guy chases after his supposedly dead demon girlfriend, killing her in the process.

Basically a suicide mission, but for kids!

"That guy in Just so you Know was a huge simp"

by Y𝙹⚍'ꖎꖎ リᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ꖌリ𝙹∴ ∴⍑𝙹 ╎ ᔑᒲ September 8, 2021

i know you know we know

If the world is ending youll come over r?

I know you know we know weren't meant for each and its fine

by Unknown,just because. September 12, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025