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WTF

In a text I got from my mom, apperintly, it means Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Son: I'm go to Jack's house this week
Mom: WTF
Son: friday
by YOLO gamer here April 17, 2020
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WTF

Woman one: WTF girl why do you drink so much beer?
Woman 2: because I'm in labor.
Woman one: girl why?!
Woman 2: because my baby is an alcoholic.
Woman one: :0
by dude stan September 6, 2022
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wtf wykeve!

An exclamatory phrase to be used when angrily leaving, or rage quitting, a Facebook group, as if somebody gives a flying farfignewton of a fuck. Helps if you're leaving because you're offended because other people are offended.
Though he was but a humble man, his name was legendary. For it was the name to exclaim when you throw a fit and leave a group. Whether or not he had anything to do with one’s anger, it simply became a “bye Felicia” for gen xers. “Wtf Wykeve!?” - Dusty Reynolds
by krazykingkeve December 10, 2017
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WTF

This variant of the popular "WTF" acronym stands for "What were The Facts". It's a polite alternative definition, for those offended by the "F" word.
by Franklin Norman Stein June 28, 2016
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WTF method

One of the two possible methods of making seitan (wheat meat) at home. WTF stands for 'wash the flour', since its literally done by washing the flour, which extracts the starch from the doughball made from wheat flour. It's the oldest method of making seitan and it comes from Asia. Everyone can do it, but it does require some practice.
1. Seitan appreciation society group:
"How do I make seitan?"
"Use the WTF method."
"What's that?"
"Read the group rules and old posts."

2. "Wow, this seitan is delicious, how did you make it?"
"I used the WTF method, it tastes way better than VWG."
by CharlieTheCarp August 19, 2022
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WTF

WardrobeTrendsFashion, a leading fashion blog and lifestyle online magazine.

It can be accessed via the following website urls, WardrobeTrendsFashion.com or WTFSG.com.
"Are you reading WTF?"

The usage of WTF in this sentence (above) will usually refer to the online magazine, WardrobeTrendsFashion.
by MethHead September 23, 2012
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Wtf

Mainly stands for ‘what the fuck’, however parents who think they are cool teenagers sometimes think it means ‘well that’s fantastic!’
Person 1: Yo dude, I think that girl likes me, wtf!
Person 2: wtf? she’s my girlfriend!
by gucci beebo January 4, 2018
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