WTF

wheres the food

"Hey Mary. wtf"
"Excuse you Lilly"
"No, I said WHERE'S THE FOOD"

by VCFVB December 06, 2023

WTF

Where's the fun?

The definition you give to your parents who whoop your ass for cussing

WTF MAN!?

by fullofsid October 06, 2019

wtf

Well, that's flagrant! A G-rated translation of WTF you can show to your mom.

Mom: It says, "Really, WTF." What's that mean, is it something bad?
You: No, not at all. It just means, "Well, that's flagrant."
Mom: Oh, OK.

by Linguistic1 June 04, 2019

wtf

wtf is a short for "What the Fuck" Also used as "What the Fudge" but no one uses this one

John: Yo man WTF are you doing
George: I'm just licking my feet

by ilayD January 16, 2018

WTF

Welcome To Florida. Generally used to refer to unbelievable things, in a negative way.

You lost your wallet in a brothel and then reported it to the police? WTF (Welcome To Florida)!

by Imric Gonkman August 12, 2021

WTF

stands for "Where's the fox". Term for red-heads to use when looking for something in desperation.

Bob: "Mary, what are you doing"
Mary (redhead): "Ugh WTF! I'm looking for my hair loss accelerator!"

by big_Barter August 24, 2023

wtf

Wtf stands for What the fuck and is used if your little bitch of a friend does some dumb shit that's stupid and or random.

WTF! why is their a cum stain on my bed

by I havesmalldic69 January 03, 2020