Woke Slaps

Dat nigga

Friend: Who is “woke slaps”

Me:Dat nigga

by Wokeslaps July 10, 2019

woke

SEE: Bullshit

Look up the word bullshit for a complete definition of woke.

by ericlebo March 17, 2023

Woke

A term narcissists use to enable their virtue signaling.

Do you remember that perpetual victim Timmy, the woke one?

by Ara16w July 13, 2024

Woke

A word that conservative old out-of-touch white people use to describe progressive concepts to other conservative old out-of-touch white people in way that will scare them

we can’t bring the kids to Disney anymore. Jimbo said last time he went, the woke employees were requiring vaccinations to common illnesses and not segregating the water fountains

by Gib88 April 6, 2022

Woke person

A thing that doesn't deserve life or to be defined by any means which is something I am defiling to bring you this definition.

-I just saw a woke person. It was disgusting.
-Damn, did it have the little autistic badge and retarded stripey socks?
-yeah.

-disgusting.

by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023

neo-woke

Someone who truly began seeing things as they are, someone who can't be affected by propaganda, someone who can tell a lie from truth.

-Did you watch CNN yesterday?
-No, I'm neo-woke.

by Quodd April 19, 2022

Schrödinger's Wokeness

The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously in need of being "updated for modern audiences".

Person 1: Dude, everything is always been woke! But we also need to change them so that nobody today gets offended.
Person 2: Sounds like Schrödinger's Wokeness: everything always was - and never was - woke. smh...

by ClownWorld20XX April 10, 2024