Ping Pong Wizard

Noun. A douchbag who is a good ping pong player and is not limited to: wearing a robe/cape/cloak, screaming profusely after winning a point, throwing his paddle/"wand", and repeating in the most incredibly piss off voice. PING PONG WIZARD.

The ping pong wizard is a chump.

by NO MATCH September 15, 2010

level 30 wizard

a person who by the age of 30 has not yet had sex.

this tuesday i'll transform into a level 30 wizard

by LillFluffMuffin January 10, 2017

Wizard King

1. What the IT guy called himself in secondary school.

Teacher : The projector is broken!
Student : Let's Call the Wizard King!
Student 2: Go, Wizard!

by China Dash October 1, 2016

Wizard Status Incel

When a man has reached the age of 50 and does not know what a breast feels like, he is granted occult powers from Satan, which include (but are not limited to): power over the weather, mind reading, levitation, the gift of foreknowledge etc...

Chad: "Jim just turned 50 and is still an incel".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".

by WizardInBlack November 21, 2021

Curling Fairy Wizard

A very rare unstoppable soccer shot that has such an abnormal amount of curl or spin that it seems almost magical.

Niall's shot had so much curl on it that it almost defies physics. I believe it is called a curling fairy wizard.

by smokyhobbit September 29, 2011

You're a wizard harry

you're a wizard harry

im a what

you're a fucking wizard!!!!!!!!!

you're a wizard harry you bitch

by jamesht2001 October 20, 2014

Wizard Slayer

This warrior has been specially trained by his sect to excel in hunting and attacking spell casters of all kinds. While somewhat underpowered in our opinions, they prove useful in certain situations.

Strong warriors, not comparatively.

by smurf August 23, 2004