Goose Witch

A Goose Witch is a witch that lives in a spooky forest that, when asked, will turn you into a goose

"Oh goose witch, please turn me into a goose"

by Thefemboyboy March 2, 2022

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It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

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Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

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Silent Witch of Stabbiness

Marianne, who does marianne things

I am the silent witch of stabbiness

by Becker936 May 15, 2021

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Witching

The act of sounding with a funnel then pouring hot sauce down the funnel causing extreme pain

I did witching last night, it hurt so fucking bad holy shit

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

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well witch

The well witch steals all of your hot water from your water well, leaving you with an ice cold shower or bath. Used when you end up having a cold shower/bath from the moment you get in.

"Damn it, the well witch took all the warm water again!"

by kabukifurfrou January 14, 2025

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