wing wangs

Money, Cash, Simoleons

Futurama Reference

Holy Zombie Jesus! That thing costs about a million wing wangs!

by Gary Harry January 13, 2005

wing wangs

slang for a penis

"my wing wangs is best freinds with my right hand!"

by mewingwang March 10, 2017

wingsy

Wingsy means a person who is stupid and never learns from his mistakes like breaking a window with his fist and goin to hospital and alwasy doin stupid things like that

jezuz wingsy ,, typical of the man

by moo and the poo November 12, 2006

Wing's And Tings

When giving someone the whole package.

Ex. YO FAM I'm giving you the wing's and tings.

Ex. Yo last night I gave the girl wing's and tings.

by GatoMan246 February 27, 2018

The Wing's System

There are those out there that wish to be the very best that they can, and like the Pokémon trainers that go for their gym badges there are some among us trying earn their Wings. An ancient tradition that has been practiced for decades. The following acts are known as the Wings of the Wing's system:

Novice;
White wings- Sex with a Virgin.
Pink wings-Sex with someone 5 or more years younger than you.

Black Wings- Sex with a Widow.
Silver Wings- sex with someone old enough to be your mother.
Adept;
Golden Wings- Experiencing your first Golden Shower.
Gray Wings- Sex with someone old enough to be your grandmother.
Orange Wings- Sex with a disabled girl.
Rainbow Wings- Experiencing your first threesome/orgy preferably with 2 or more ethnicities.
Yellow Wings- Sex with a squirter.
Purple Wings- Sex with a pregnant woman.
Heroic;
Crimson wings- Eating a girl out whilst she is having a miscarriage/abortion.
Blue wings - Sex with a dead woman.
Green wings- Eating out a girl with an STD.
Brown wings- Eating out a girl whilst she is going #2.
Legendary;
God wings- Earning all of your wings for the first time during the same Rainbow Wings session.

Mark: "Hey Thomas how'd it go with you and Abby last night?"
Thomas: "Not good man, she was on her period and im not ready to earn my Red wings yet, maybe next time"
Mark: " Yea I get that, I'm still trying to earn all of my novice wings before I can tackle all the wings of The Wing's System."

by Dragons0m3n November 12, 2017

Buffalo Wing's

When you preform oral pleasure on a woman while she is on her heavy part of her menstrual cycle

Marcous finally earned his Buffalo Wing's after his girlfriends visit last night.

by wingstreeet March 2, 2010