your mum on toast

A humourous elaboration on the famous "your mum" joke - see "your mum"

- "what time is it?"
- "your mum!"
- "your mum on toast!"

by Phinycs November 2, 2005

Suck your mum

A phrase that is used against people telling them to go away

Your such a bitch

Suck your mum

by Arse hole August 5, 2021

suck ur mum

used to say that you should indeed suck your mom.

suck ur mum dipshit

by HeHe mr pee pee June 5, 2019

Fuck your mum

What I’m doing right now

“Ay yo I’ma fuck your mum and her pussy is wet!”

by Urmumsuckingmydick June 28, 2022

morgz mum obsession

When you binge watch morgz mum doing bondage and other party games with morgz.

When you cosplay as morgz mum at furry conventions.

Frank: "why are you dressed up as morgz mum?"
Bob: "because ive got morgz mum obsession."

by Thy Smelly One August 2, 2019

Marshmallow Your Mum

probably a disgusting sex act

i’ll marshmallow your mum

by rat.bstrd August 12, 2020

suck yo mum

another way of insulting someone and to tell him to fuck off, mostly used by british people especially roadmans. i don't recomand telling this to someone outside of the uk he's prob just gonna laugh and u and bully you

guy: ayo pretty whats yo snap
girl: im not giving you my snapchat
guy: "suck yo mum"

by sheluvzslay3r July 16, 2022