A man or woman that will try and pick up your spouse or partner by way of the internet. Also they will use other forms of technology to do this. The sms or text message is one of their preferred methods also. This usually happens behind ones back. Also this is predominantly a male thing, nothing can be done about it, confronting ones partner or spouse and accusing them of flirting with these people will backfire and you will be the bad guy. They are extremely good at manipulation and usually have a few women/men on the go at once. Beware frequent IRC and Messenger sessions.
"im sick of these fucking net vultures tuning you"
"if that net vulture chats you up again ill kick his fucking ass" (this is a hard one to pull off, these people work behind a monitor thats why its so easy for them to feel no remorse whatsoever by picking up your partner. Although it is easy to kick a net vultures ass if you get the chance, they are usually low self esteemed geeks that cant pick up women in the real world.
"if that net vulture chats you up again ill kick his fucking ass" (this is a hard one to pull off, these people work behind a monitor thats why its so easy for them to feel no remorse whatsoever by picking up your partner. Although it is easy to kick a net vultures ass if you get the chance, they are usually low self esteemed geeks that cant pick up women in the real world.
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Blue Vulva happens when the female is sexually excited for an extended period of time without climax. Normally going away on its own it can cause discomfort or even pain prior to dissapating. One can also release the pressure by climaxing / having an orgasm.
The blood vessels of the genitals swell upon sexual excitement; prolonged excitement without corresponding release causing the condition. The "trapped" blood may cause the genitals to take on a darker hue.
Blue Vulva happens when the female is sexually excited for an extended period of time without climax. Normally going away on its own it can cause discomfort or even pain prior to dissapating. One can also release the pressure by climaxing / having an orgasm.
The blood vessels of the genitals swell upon sexual excitement; prolonged excitement without corresponding release causing the condition. The "trapped" blood may cause the genitals to take on a darker hue.
After a full day of the Thunder from Down Under, strip clubs, and a sensual massage, Bullah had been aroused for nearly 18 hours and ended up with Blue Vulva.
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Brad: "Mmm, chunky!"
Janet: "What's chunky, Brad?"
Brad: "Let's just say I'm enjoying that last slice of pizza again..."
Brad: "Mmm, chunky!"
Janet: "What's chunky, Brad?"
Brad: "Let's just say I'm enjoying that last slice of pizza again..."
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