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Track Woes

A group of track girls who are whores and hoes and walk around like they are the best thing that has ever happened to the track world. They travel in heards.
Tyler better watch out before the track woes try to tap that.
by Private Account May 30, 2016
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track whore

n. A vehicle, in any manner of repair, intended to be driven on a race track and ridden hard like a cheap whore.
Jeff bought himself another track whore, a Corvette with a full roll cage and 5 point restraints.
by LadyVelocious June 8, 2014
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11-track

The only good number of tracks on an album
Guy: Hey bitch, got any music for me to listen to?
Bitch: I got the new moment bends 11-track album
Guy: HELL YEAH PLAY IT 11-TRACK DA BOM
by loafhouse March 11, 2022
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Kilwins tracks

Vaginal juices inside a females underwear when she sees someone very attractive.
1: "do you see that boy/girl over there!?"
2: "kilwins tracks?!"
1: "kilwins tracks..."
by kilwinsfam September 17, 2015
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rats on the track

Said to someone who is giving you a ride or going on a trip and is taking way too long to get ready/leave a parking space/pass by a green light. From Seinfeld where Elaine was waiting for her train to get going when it stopped. Implies that there should be no excuse why you aren't moving.
Why won't this train move! They probably stopped because there's rats on the track!

Go! You could of turned left six times by now! Are there rats on the track or something!
by William Braveheart 2.0 July 16, 2010
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shit diss track

When Hugo Adolfsson makes a rap song.
by Diss God September 1, 2017
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sidebar-tracked

When one goes to a website to read a particular article or watch a certain video but ends up reading or watching something completely different from the sidebar instead.
"Hey honey, did you get that link I sent you about the squirrel water skiing? Oh shoot, I went on you tube to look at it but got sidebar-tracked and watched the turtle having sex with a shoe instead.
by ohdann December 18, 2012
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