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parsley teeth

Pubic hair stuck between teeth, requiring manual removal or the application of floss (mint or waxed).
My date last night had hardcore hairy snizz. I was afraid my late date was gonna see my parsley teeth.
by @RealControlledBurn June 26, 2020
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Plow Teeth

The presence of obscenely large teeth usually found in the mouth of foreigners or awkward teenage females.
"Did you see that girl's plow teeth? I could grab her by the ankles and plow the driveway with her."
by Johnnyhotpants November 22, 2011
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Teeth solo

A technique popularized by Chewy. Warning!! IF YOUR TEETH ARE TOO SHARP, A TERRIBLE THING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. YOU WILL SNAP YOUR STRINGS, AND YOU'LL DO NOTHING ELSE ALL AFTERNOON!
Here we go, teeth solo! Too sharp again!
Allow me
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Golden Teeth

Also called Mariam. An amazing and beautyful girl. She has got such beautyful eyes and pretty face that can only make u happy. Her sweetness is hidden under a layer of shyness. She makes u love her only by showing her smile. When she hugs u, you can only feel grateful with the life bc she is the cutest girl in the world. Very clever and stylish, she knows about every film made in the late 80´s and can sing every grunge song on the radio. She has got an huge an thicc booty and sexy boobs with a golden tan that covers her pure golden heart, like her tooth made of gold that illuminates the darkest corners in my life. She does very good chupaditas. She is amazing and very posser, you can´t describe her with words without crying. 10/10.
Joel: Hey, do you want to masturbate in my corridor?
Pablo: Sorry Joel, I love golden teeth, maybe next Tuesday.
by Eulalito May 13, 2018
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Summah Teeth

A mouth consisting of random, half-missing teeth that resemble black and yellow broken shards of glass. Typically associated with someone who’s on the fried rice pipe.
“Man, did you see the summah teeth on that broad?”

“Wait, did you say summah teeth? What’s that mean?”

“Oh, you know, Summah here, Summah there.”
by Masthead716 May 24, 2020
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My teeth itch

Indication that you want to give someone a blow job (a suck, a blowie, a pb&j, etc).
Person 1: *rubs nails against teeth* my teeth itch.
Person 2: okay

*the two go off into another room*
by JoejoejoeSmithsmithsmith June 4, 2022
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straight teeth

Having straight teeth means you are really good at biting the dick when you give head
Damn bro… she has straight teeth, shit hurt like a mf
by FuttBuckMe May 13, 2022
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