Rob minute

Cumming in 10 seconds or less

Hey how long did it take you to park the car? About a rob minute.

by x addict3d x January 20, 2016

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Rob-shift

Verb: to shift directions, or roles very quickly ultimately leading to a better situation.

The situation shifted fast like a robbery. The inferior role was robbed, so the situation shifted.

I’m glad we successfully were able to rob-shift from the Bed and Breakfast to renting to a full-time tenant.

by NovaScotiaScotch February 7, 2021

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Speaking of Henderson... I really do think that was Dan Henderson who came into my job that one time... IT LOOKED JUST LIKE HIM! HENDOOOO!!! MY AUTOGRAPH!!! 😫 I can't believe it! I could have had him sign my tits or something what a tragedy! Hold on... Yeah, dawg he had the cauliflower eat and everything! I could have got a picture!! He was the first Champ-champ! HENDOOOOOOO!!!

Hym "So... You rob me... I stab a kid... Then... What happens? I'm not seeing how the progression of events is supposed to unfold... The greater good just... Happens? The hypothetical future is hypothetically better because you can selectively omitt people from history and steal their shit and gave credit to a retard? 20 million people × the people they told keep their mouths shut so Führer Peterson can play pretend golden prophet until he dies? All because? Jews evil and literally a racial supremacy schizophrenia cult? Christians evil because narcissistic psychopath worshipping incest cult? Because this is an undeniably good reason to murder your kids? Because molested by grandma? Grandma molested? Because made Harvard PhDs look like retards? It's GOTTA be one of those. One of those is the reason this is happening.... 😑 Hmmmm... 🤔 Maybe the God-murder... Because Joe Rogan rape? No... Better than everyone? Hmmm... I'll figure it out... It's gotta be something I did... But I'm not sure what..."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

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