reverse goon

A typical "goon" though it is a backhand version. You grab it like a gear shift and pretend you're in a game of NASCAR and in the home stretch of winning. It is a magical time, though you need to squeeze your chestnuts while backhanding to fully feel the motor humming down in the wind.

Yo gang, my girl hit me with the reverse goon and I thought I went to the netherworld.

by D_rizzle101 December 11, 2024

flicker goon

its when you wank it super fast and you goon

man 1: do you goon much

man 2: yeah i flicker goon what about you?
man 1: yeah man me too i love flicker gooning

by mr. goonrizz December 11, 2024

Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava

Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!

by 7ncvz December 9, 2024

Toone goon

Folk lore creature of a small Tennessee town , living legend , and.

type of goon found in small towns affected by velsicol chemical corporation Memphis Tennessee

Have you ever seen the toone goon? He stay in the bushes

by Vataloca92 April 21, 2022

Shit gooning

Gooning or masterbating to yourself taking a shit in front of a mirror. Usually on a toilet with a body mirror placed in front of the person who is doing the action, in some cases, Restroom items such as TP, plungers, soap bars, and cleaners are used for self pleasure during the poop manifesting. The uses for these items could be making a chain out of TP and using it in erotic asphyxiation, This is the act of depriving one of oxygen in order to increase sexual drive. Another use is seeing how much soap bars could go up after the pooping, Yet again, a plunger and cleaner are both perfect restroom items that may be used as a penetrator

Cooper: Why is there a mirror in the bathroom?

Chad: Have you never tried shit gooning?

by Rylanram88 February 18, 2025

female gooning

Watching or reading porn in public or in private without masturbating and getting turned on is considered female gooning. You’re basically edging yourself in public. You don’t touch yourself or it’s not considered female gooning.

Ew Robert caught Becky G in class again she was in front of the teacher reading 50 Shades of Grey. She was totally female gooning!

by Yonkers69999 February 8, 2025

Rot Gooning

To goon while also rotting in bed for an extended period of time

Alternatively:

To goon while, during, or after the consuming of brain-rot.

These the type of gains you get from rot gooning to lele pons all week.

by Keef Girgo March 3, 2025