Noun. A douchbag who is a good ping pong player and is not limited to: wearing a robe/cape/cloak, screaming profusely after winning a point, throwing his paddle/"wand", and repeating in the most incredibly piss off voice. PING PONG WIZARD.
by NO MATCH September 15, 2010
by China Dash September 28, 2016
by LillFluffMuffin January 10, 2017
When a man has reached the age of 50 and does not know what a breast feels like, he is granted occult powers from Satan, which include (but are not limited to): power over the weather, mind reading, levitation, the gift of foreknowledge etc...
Chad: "Jim just turned 50 and is still an incel".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".
by WizardInBlack November 21, 2021
A very rare unstoppable soccer shot that has such an abnormal amount of curl or spin that it seems almost magical.
Niall's shot had so much curl on it that it almost defies physics. I believe it is called a curling fairy wizard.
by smokyhobbit May 25, 2011
This warrior has been specially trained by his sect to excel in hunting and attacking spell casters of all kinds. While somewhat underpowered in our opinions, they prove useful in certain situations.
by smurf August 24, 2004
by jamesht2001 October 21, 2014