Def. 1: When a man ejaculates into a spider monkey's hand and proceeds to throw the jizz it into his partner's face.
Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
by TAAE September 26, 2008
Get the Spider Monkeymug. The act of distracting your partner yelling "SPIDER MONKEY" so that you can jizz all over their face.
by Jimmy Longshot January 14, 2010
Get the Spider Monkeymug. by MJ<3spidertank September 27, 2017
Get the spider tankmug. Placing a tarantula spider in your mouth to get the effects of ecstasy,euphoria, etc. 100% natural, spider mouthing allows the individual to get the full effects of ex without worries of failing a random drug test.
Tarantula spiders naturally secreate and enzyme in warm moist place (mouth) similar to sweating. It is this enzyme that allows the person to get 'high'.
Tarantula spiders naturally secreate and enzyme in warm moist place (mouth) similar to sweating. It is this enzyme that allows the person to get 'high'.
Spider mouthing is found in elite high-end clubs in LA, MIAMI, NYC, CHICAGO. Typical users are young professionals whose jobs preclude them from taking narcotics due to random drug tests. Popular amoung doctors, lawyers, and financial gurus of wall street.
by clubshark January 13, 2009
Get the spider mouthingmug. When someone has a mole on their body and it has so many hairs, that slightly curl, growing out of it that it looks like a spider.
Jim: Dude, did you see Bob's spider mole?!
George: Ya man! It looked like it was gonna pop off and crawl all over him
Jim: Ya it's pretty nasty
George: Ya man! It looked like it was gonna pop off and crawl all over him
Jim: Ya it's pretty nasty
by wildboy 500 August 28, 2010
Get the Spider Molemug. by IGotOwnedBySpyderNark January 13, 2009
Get the Spider Narkmug. The act of tying up your sexual partner and face fucking them, until you finish on his/her face in the shape of a web.
Person 1: "Hey dude, I noticed that you really hit it off with Jenny last night, then you dissapeared suddenly, where did you go? We were worried about you."
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"
by The soggiest of nuts July 18, 2019
Get the spider-mannedmug.