Def. 1: When a man ejaculates into a spider monkey's hand and proceeds to throw the jizz it into his partner's face.
Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
by TAAE July 27, 2008
The act of distracting your partner yelling "SPIDER MONKEY" so that you can jizz all over their face.
Spider Monkey That Hoe!
by Jimmy Longshot January 15, 2010
When one person sits on top of another, chest to chest and interlocking legs, while on the toilet. The top individual pees through the bottoms legs. Similar to the past time of spidering on the swings at a playground.
"Hey Baby, will you please let me spider pee you this one time." - Husband
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife
by MrRogersSweater May 23, 2020
Placing a tarantula spider in your mouth to get the effects of ecstasy,euphoria, etc. 100% natural, spider mouthing allows the individual to get the full effects of ex without worries of failing a random drug test.
Tarantula spiders naturally secreate and enzyme in warm moist place (mouth) similar to sweating. It is this enzyme that allows the person to get 'high'.
Tarantula spiders naturally secreate and enzyme in warm moist place (mouth) similar to sweating. It is this enzyme that allows the person to get 'high'.
Spider mouthing is found in elite high-end clubs in LA, MIAMI, NYC, CHICAGO. Typical users are young professionals whose jobs preclude them from taking narcotics due to random drug tests. Popular amoung doctors, lawyers, and financial gurus of wall street.
by clubshark September 25, 2008
by Bobz125 April 29, 2019
Meaning a person isn't paying attention. Similar to- Blind as a bat.
Gah. You're as deaf as a spider!
by Jman71 September 25, 2011
by Master Pwny 1213 July 23, 2019