cable rage

The incomparable rage that one feels when dealing with the cable company, when they repeatedly put you on hold for 20 minutes then cut you off, when they cancel a reapir visit after calling your office number to confirm a 7 am visit to your house when you told them to call home, when they tell you to stay home from work for an 8 hour service window because they can't accomdate your weekend request for a month.

Similar to road rage but perhaps a bit less likely to be lethal.

I am in serious cable rage after dealing with those monoploy shitheads at the cable company for the 5th time in the past two weeks. If I could get my hands on some of them right now, ther term 'going postal' might be replaced by 'going cable'.

by Michael Levitan April 4, 2008

the gamer rage

the gamer rage is a sex position where one shoves multiple xbox 360 controllers up their ass while screaming slurs in game chat of the game of their choice

person1:dude she loves to watch me do the gamer rage

person2:dude like maybe i could watch you do the gamer rage

person1:bro... that would be really hot

by Juicywithsauce May 1, 2021

counter-rage

Raging in order to prevent a drunk from raging and harming other people or property.

James was about to tear the whole fucking house down, but Marty counter-raged and stopped him.

by Curt N. April 14, 2008

Raging mom

An angry mom because you play to much fortnite and she takes away your controller because you talk back

Mom: You’ve been on that game for hours time to read
Kid: shut your mouth! Sorry but I’ve gotta get the victory Royale
Mom:(Takes Controller) YOUR GROUNDED!! And that’s a raging mom

by Icy penguin January 7, 2019

Literacy rage

The feeling of venomous bile rising from ones stomach when people can not master basic English.

"I was on Facebook and I saw Joanne's post. She keeps writing defiantly instead of definitely, it gives me literacy rage"

by nicestcuntyou'llevermeet March 7, 2017

Rage Flirting

It’s basically following someone around, whether online or in real life talking shit or tryna get a reaction. It can be use by Male or female posters. This Term first became popular among users of popular Hip-Hop forum Ablackweb.com & TheColi.com

Denise: "Martin you've been following me around all day, what is your problem?

Martin: No I'm Not

Lorenzo : Relax Denise, pay Martin no mind hes rage flirting

by Firelord February 27, 2021

pb rage

pb rage is when you get fooled by a 13 yr old egirl that claimed she was 15. your fists go right through the monitor you start beating the fuck out of your mom while your dad watches cuz hes a beta. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

person 1: im raging my pb rage is going wild i just might punch a hole in my monitor

person 2: why?

person 1: i died in a video game and a 13 year old egirl told me she was 15 :(

by JorgeFujimoto March 15, 2022