A shithole of a middle school that is located in the 4 deepest circles of hell, Lewisberry, Goldsboro/Etters, and New Cumberland.
You walk into the school and the amount of unfunny ugly ass females brings so much anti-boner energy that your penis goes back into your stomach like when you were a motherfucking baby.
And of course the only hot girls are either too young and in a lower grade or a whore that hits on Super Seniors.
The teachers smell like shit and will not teach you shit, just give you packets. Except Mr Potteiger. He’s chill.
You will hear the word INFRACTION being yelled by teachers so much that even the slightest mention of the word will make you want to rip someone brains out their nose while smashing their head into a fucking rusty ass railing. The stinky ass kids that didn’t know what the fuck deodorant was fueled the smell of the mold that grew underneath the main staircase. And of course in gym the teachers would watch you change with a deadpan stare from their office while their shoulder moves up and down for some reason. And when gym started the fatass would just sit there and watch you try and play sports with the old ass jerseys on that still had that smell from the ‘70s whores that got piped in the bathroom daily
You walk into the school and the amount of unfunny ugly ass females brings so much anti-boner energy that your penis goes back into your stomach like when you were a motherfucking baby.
And of course the only hot girls are either too young and in a lower grade or a whore that hits on Super Seniors.
The teachers smell like shit and will not teach you shit, just give you packets. Except Mr Potteiger. He’s chill.
You will hear the word INFRACTION being yelled by teachers so much that even the slightest mention of the word will make you want to rip someone brains out their nose while smashing their head into a fucking rusty ass railing. The stinky ass kids that didn’t know what the fuck deodorant was fueled the smell of the mold that grew underneath the main staircase. And of course in gym the teachers would watch you change with a deadpan stare from their office while their shoulder moves up and down for some reason. And when gym started the fatass would just sit there and watch you try and play sports with the old ass jerseys on that still had that smell from the ‘70s whores that got piped in the bathroom daily
Jose: Hey remember Crossroads Middle School?
Nikko: Yeah Mr Leukus threw a chair at me and raped me for sneezing in his class
Nikko: Yeah Mr Leukus threw a chair at me and raped me for sneezing in his class
by anonymous December 8, 2022
Get the Crossroads Middle Schoolmug. A middle school that has mostly horrible teachers. Kids that smell like shit. That is run by a group called the Becky’s. There are Becky boys and Becky girls. The Becky boys are annoying and think their funny, but half the school wants to be them. Most of their only friends outside of group are some of the Becky girls, and the three coolest of the Becky boys have a lot of friends outside BMS like in high school. So they think there really cool, but there just assholes. The Becky girls are all competing and have a social high archery inside there own group. There is one number one, then two bellow that hate each other but still like the number one. One of the number twos acts like she’s number one but she’s just annoying. Everyone after is kind of even in popularity, but they all want to be number one. Then there’s a whole other group of Becky’s (want to be Becky’s) that are irrelevant basic bitches. Becky number one has friends out side of BMS so do Becky number 2s but other then that there all losers that fight with there own “friends” all the time. The rest of the school is basically split into three groups the ppl that hate the Becky’s except a couple nice ones that are popular for being nice and funny (like Becky number one), the people that wants to be them, and the kids that pick there nose and sit alone at lunch and have long crusty hair.
Person: “Do you like your Berkshire Middle School?”
Student: “No it’s full of Becky Bitches and assholes, horrible teachers, and stank ass hoes.”
Student: “No it’s full of Becky Bitches and assholes, horrible teachers, and stank ass hoes.”
by goblue April 18, 2019
Get the berkshire middle schoolmug. if you’re reading this yk how much navo sucks. there’s two type of roaches there, people and actual roaches. it’s so gross there but rlly fun lowkey bc omg the insane ppl there make everything better thx luv.
by french lavender 😅 August 27, 2020
Get the navo middle schoolmug. A school full of fake people, where there is a much of fuck boys that will only break your heart,a school where they treat white rich kids better than anybody else, a school where teachers are perverts and don’t give a f about their students.
by Hungry.bish March 22, 2020
Get the Peachtree Middle Schoolmug. a school that’s full of kids that think they’re rich but are just wearing fake yeezys. the couples at this middle school are making out like 24/7 so watch out for them. the lunch is fucking disgusting and there’s one lunch lady that is fast at that so she’s okay. all the girls are either homo or vsco girls. no in between. they call woodlawn weedlawn cuz we high all the time
by Some Cool Weirdo October 19, 2019
Get the woodlawn middle schoolmug. This school is the absolute GHETTO, nothing but fights, cussin, and weirdos. if you go there you probably gonna get in your first fight
by xoxoghettogirl March 5, 2020
Get the webb middle schoolmug. A middle school in Plano, Texas filled with fake wanna-be drug dealers that claim fake gangs. Every few weeks the bathrooms are closed because some dummy tried selling drugs in there and got caught. Students fight at 8:00 in the morning. The counselors don't do shit there except change your classes and make half-assed speeches about mental health. They do have a pretty good sports and instrument team tho.
by bedsheettoes January 29, 2021
Get the Armstrong Middle Schoolmug.