by BeaversCleavage March 20, 2010
Get the Log and Jogmug. The name for a penis that is shaped like an egg.
During the Jeffrey Epstein documentary on Netflix, it was revealed that he had an "egg shaped penis", to which he disgustingly smirked.
It's a play on the Lolita Express flight log, a.k.a. the Epstein flight log.
During the Jeffrey Epstein documentary on Netflix, it was revealed that he had an "egg shaped penis", to which he disgustingly smirked.
It's a play on the Lolita Express flight log, a.k.a. the Epstein flight log.
Much like someone with Peroni's Disease has a dick hooked more than Gonzo's nose, someone with an Epstein Log has a fucking oddly egg shaped appearing dick.
by Donkey McMuffinStuffin September 12, 2020
Get the Epstein Logmug. A used, bloody tampon.
Frank: Janie has been in the bathroom for a long time, man.
John: She's probably changing out her blood log.
John: She's probably changing out her blood log.
by Stevtro January 10, 2008
Get the blood logmug. (1.)Crap,shit,poo,doodie another meaning the word "POOP".
(2.) a word that would be the only thing cool to tatoo on your ass.
(3.)Something to call someone in frustration, anger, or is they're just being annoying.
(2.) a word that would be the only thing cool to tatoo on your ass.
(3.)Something to call someone in frustration, anger, or is they're just being annoying.
(1.) Woah check it out! Larry made huge dirt logs in the toilet!!
(2.)Hey look everybody! i got dirt logs on my ass!
(3.)Dammit bob stop being a dirt log!!
(2.)Hey look everybody! i got dirt logs on my ass!
(3.)Dammit bob stop being a dirt log!!
by FreshFragrence November 23, 2007
Get the dirt logsmug. You don't know if the urban dictionary has gone past 1000 definitions? What has happened to my log hound?
by Bungalow Bill December 9, 2001
Get the log houndmug. Male person of homosexual nature, or who has preference for penetrative anal sex - e.g to disturb or move i.e 'jostle' faeces in the anal passage i.e a 'log'
by mike2011 April 1, 2011
Get the Log Jostlermug. 1. v. (log ing out) The skill of being able to stack your shits on top of one another, as if building a wall.
2. adv. (log-ging out) The act of randomly taking your semi hard cock out through the zipper hole in ones jeans, while leaving the button buttoned, and stroking slowly in a downward motion.
2. adv. (log-ging out) The act of randomly taking your semi hard cock out through the zipper hole in ones jeans, while leaving the button buttoned, and stroking slowly in a downward motion.
1. ie: "Dude! That chick didnt flush man! Come look at this,, bitch was Logging out! And good at it too!"
2. ie: "Bro! You must have been Hammered last night! You kept Logging out in front of those girls."
2. ie: "Bro! You must have been Hammered last night! You kept Logging out in front of those girls."
by SeanyB September 26, 2010
Get the Logging outmug.