Friend: I’m hungry
Me: Well have a bagel with jam
Friend: But that sounds gross...
Me: Try it.
Friend: ...Woah
Me: Well have a bagel with jam
Friend: But that sounds gross...
Me: Try it.
Friend: ...Woah
by 2)/!8173$29-8 February 27, 2020

by Spike1109 July 2, 2018

A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.
by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022

On a doughnut or donut, the jam anus is the insertion point of Jam into a filled doughnut.
This is conducted using a baster or piping bag, thus a puncture mark is left on the doughnut when the implement is retracted.
The term was used by Sarah Millican in the Off Menu Podcast with Ed Gamble and James Acaster.
Episode 87: Sarah Millican (Christmas Special) whilst discussing Greggs doughnuts (29:11)
This is conducted using a baster or piping bag, thus a puncture mark is left on the doughnut when the implement is retracted.
The term was used by Sarah Millican in the Off Menu Podcast with Ed Gamble and James Acaster.
Episode 87: Sarah Millican (Christmas Special) whilst discussing Greggs doughnuts (29:11)
Christy: I love when I get a donut with a pronounced jam anus
Angela: You F**king Wot?
Christy: you can see where the Jam went in so you don’t get it on yourself
Angela: bitch you crazy
Angela: You F**king Wot?
Christy: you can see where the Jam went in so you don’t get it on yourself
Angela: bitch you crazy
by Le Beignet January 17, 2021

by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay May 6, 2005

HIM: the cat really likes me scratching the inside of her ear. HER: of course she does, you're cleaning out her ear jam for her...
by happyjappy June 13, 2008

by Gingerboo January 15, 2018
