Wall Boarding

The act of using the wall mounted head board in a cheap motel as a backstop for various sexual acts in an aggressive manner, creating a disturbance to the guests in the adjacent room.

Bill had Trish pinned up against the wall mounted headboard as he railed her hard in the no tell motel. Security was called by the adjacent occupants who couldn’t sleep because of the wall boarding.

by VY! January 19, 2024

Board smash

To break ur keyboard (usually due to raging, key mashing, or ur keyboard doesn’t work maybe)

Person: “Hey you’ve seen Mark?”
Friend: “Yeah he board smashing”
Mark (in the distance): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018

Hover Board

1. A Segway that you can drive by balancing on to wheels with a sensitive pad on it.
2. A transportable bomb.

How are you going to use the Hover Board to rob a bank?
(explodes)

by honeyberry205 January 03, 2017

Bony Board

A dick.

His bony board is too small to womp my cooter box.

by Bony Board June 30, 2015

Taco Bell water board

Where you eat a ton of Taco Bell the day before, then procede to take a huge watery shit on someone’s face

Not the Taco Bell water board anything but that

by Gbad/loving it December 21, 2020

Floor board

This is a insult it means you are flat, dry, basic or bland

Person 1: your a fucking floor board
Person 2: ;-;

by Didudhdidjfbdnsk June 16, 2021

Charfruiterie Board

A Charfruiterie Board is a vegetarian (and fruitarian) option for those who don’t consume the foods typically on a Charcuterie Board. It’s a fancy way of saying Fruit Platter.

Oh no - I forgot to make something for the pot luck! …Aha! I’ll just buy a Fruit Platter from the grocery store, dump it out onto a wooden board, and stick a bowl of yogurt on it as a dip… I shall announce loudly that I have contributed the Charfruiterie Board for the event. Everyone will be forever in awe of my talents!

by Mandi Harmony June 05, 2022