Zombie Drunk

The level of drunkenness when you are so obliterated that your brain stops functioning completely and your physical body does what it wants without thought.

" I was so Zombie Drunk last night, that I think I made out with my manager in the bathroom. "

by drunkenmeatball December 10, 2013

Zombie Gaynal

The act of of having anal sex with a zombie

Robert- Hey bro I just had zombie gaynal it was lit!
Matt- No way that’s sick!

by Candice6942069 October 13, 2021

Zombie wank

When put your hand in a bucket of ice for 15 minutes and have and wank

I got so bored the other day, that I got the ice bucket and had a zombie wank

by Crimpingshrimp November 08, 2018

zombie soda

After a day of two of sitting in the fridge in a fast-food styrofoam cup, a soft-drink loses its spirit and becomes a zombie soda -- a flat fizz-less drink that tastes bland and undead.

This 7-Up's been in my fridge since Monday. I guess it's a zombie soda now.

by Smilodactyl222 March 08, 2015

Zombie-boxing

Playing the jukebox at a bar while extremely intoxicated, often resulting in swaying back and forth with a blank expression on their face.

"That lady is so fucked up. Look at her, shes up there zombie-boxing. She has no idea what she's doing!.

by HighPants January 16, 2013

Zombie cum

Green cum that dispenses from a zombies penis.

guy 1- "he dude what the fuck is that"
guy 2- "What are you a dumbass? Thats obviously zombie cum"

by Janna Junn November 18, 2010

viral zombie

A viral zombie is a zombie that came to exist through the spreading of a particular zombie virus. Zombie Infection is the only real dangerous type of zombie outbreak, due to the ability of the affliction to spread to others. This is the primary group that zombie survivalist movements, such as the web based organzation "ozort", focus on dealing with.

It's a common myth that a viral zombie can only be effectively stopped via severe head trauma.

by John Jackson August 25, 2006