The Friendly Test

a way for one person to justify feeling another person up, generally performed by a male on a female(But not limited only to males, females have been known to perform this test on males as well!); running one's hand up the inside of another's leg until that person forcably moves your hand, the ultimate goal being their crotch. The farther up their leg one gets, the friendlier the person is supposed to be.
The Friendly Test is a situation when a male places his hand on the leg of a female he finds attractive and begins sliding it upward, towards her crotch. If she stops him immediately, she is reprimanded for not being freindly. If she lets him reach his goal, she is overly friendly and might be a possible lay.
by JuggaloMistress November 04, 2007
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cake test

The act of gently fingering an asshole to determine if it is clean. Kind of like when you place a tooth pick into the middle of a cake you are baking. If the tooth pick comes out clean you are good to go, same with the finger.
Dude, make sure you do the cake test before he sits on your face.
by cleverAFsometimes March 03, 2017
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Toast Test

A test, usually quite random, to determine how lucky you will be that day. Your luck is determined by how unlikely the thing you predict to occur in the next time period, event, etc. is. The term comes from the first, and most common test, which is dropping a piece of buttered toast on a tabletop. If it lands butter side down, bad luck day. Butter side up is a good day. On it's side means that you should go buy a lottery ticket asap.
It's closely related to the spoon test which is when one puts a spoon under their pillow and then prays for a certain kind of weather the next day. The difference is that no "luck" is achieved by the spoon test, just a certain outcome.
Ancient, archaic forms of this test include plucking daisy petals and saying "he loves me, he loves me not", and breaking wishbones
I predict that 3 birds will land on this windowsill in the next 4 minutes.

My bagel landed cream cheese side up!
-Dude, lucky toast test!
by RedHawk007 December 09, 2009
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Book Test

When a chick lays on her back with a book between her fun bags, if the book stays in place....sweet. If it falls... time for some plastic work.
Book Test: When a chick lays on her back with a book between her fun bags, if the book stays in place....sweet. If it falls... time for some plastic work.
by Love the cans March 04, 2009
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taking the test

A test to discern if you have become impregnated by another human being. This can be either a good or a bad thing, never in between.
"I'm lying on my bed with a bucket between my knees, throwing up"

"Have you thought about taking the test?"

by The man yak September 11, 2007
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arm test

The premier method to determine whether a woman is a chubster or a non-chubster.

Look at the upper-arm and determine if there is excess skin/flab/meat between the bicep and shoulder - if there is excess skin/meat/flab and she is not a body builder, then she is a chubster.

It was created as a result of women becoming social media sorcerers in that they can mask any and all fat.
"This girl on Tinder is doing that skinny arm trick, I can't tell if she's a McFatty." "Apply the arm test, bro."
by likeschubsters January 07, 2014
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intelligence test

Test your intelligence!

Look down for the test.

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by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004
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