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Purple tea

Purple tea is a potent mixture of psychedelic mushrooms and tea, most commonly used when there has been a large harvest of mushrooms. Tea is a good way to consume a large dose quickly
1. Billy: "you guys coming clubbing tonight."

Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."

2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."

Suzy: "me to!"

Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"
by Father Worthington October 19, 2010
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Devonshire tea

When you are on you back and the chosen lady is on top. It is that time of the month. Once you have cum inside her, she dismounts and leaves a serving of cream & jam on your scrotum. She then licks your balls while you urinate.
During the vineyard tour, Phil pulled his whinging, horny girlfriend aside and gave her a Devonshire tea.
by Philthehole July 23, 2022
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Wayne's Tea

Wayne's Tea is another word for pee.
1.I have to make some Wayne's Tea.
2.Wayne Galloway considers his pee tea.
3.Wayne Galloway's Tea is some pretty mother effin nasty tea.
by bob schikelnastyburgerass November 4, 2007
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Tea-swizzle

Another name for tea (gossip).
Tea-swizzle man.
by wantaspritecranberry January 10, 2019
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tea-rangle

To tea-rangle is to teabag with such force to break the sound barrier and go faster than the speed of light making you invincible and ultimately killing or giving really bad injuries to your opponent and leaving no evidence.
But you need to eat alot before trying this but do not try this at home.
Tea-rangle, him, no way!
by lukazaz June 20, 2011
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Onion Tea

When you do a reverse tea bag and fart in the other persons eyes causing them to water. ( and in good cases they will actually be tears)
Carl is sleeping i bet he wil wake up if i give him some onion tea
by Delerious420 October 12, 2011
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tea table

a gossip (tea) table of 3-5 people that spill tea together.
by ejworm April 12, 2019
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