by anonymous March 8, 2024
Get the Nut Tuck Swig mug.Amar'e Stoudemire Justin-Tucked it to the hoop and slam-dunk over Michael Beasley.
Defensive ends must learn to Justin Tuck it when they face the Cowboys: they must learn to bowl over the offensive line, force Tony Romo to the turf, and cause him to cry and complain to the refs that the defense was "mean" to him.
Defensive ends must learn to Justin Tuck it when they face the Cowboys: they must learn to bowl over the offensive line, force Tony Romo to the turf, and cause him to cry and complain to the refs that the defense was "mean" to him.
by Ereck Flowers December 20, 2010
Get the Justin Tuck it mug.The worst form of balding, as this form of balding convinces the man that they aren’t really bald because the thinning takes place (out of sight out of mind) at the back/top of the head creating a rediculous specticle for anyone standing behind the person
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
Get the fryer tuck number mug.When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.
Guy A : "Man, I can't believe how cold out is today!"
Guy B : "Oh I know bro. I had to crawdad tuck it."
Guy C : "All day, you gotta hide that cock under the rock."
Guy B : "Oh I know bro. I had to crawdad tuck it."
Guy C : "All day, you gotta hide that cock under the rock."
by LTTyphoon January 4, 2015
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Get the Tuck mug.Tucked (adj.): When someone is so clean-cut, straight-laced, or “good boy” energy that they can’t handle chaos, dirty jokes, or anything even slightly unhinged. Like a shirt tucked in so tight it cuts off circulation to their sense of humor.
“You didn’t get that joke? Man, you’re way too tucked.”
“She’s cool, but too tucked to hang with us at 3 AM Waffle House.”
“Bro said he didn’t get the joke… too tucked.”
“You can’t come to Vegas with us, you’re way too tucked.”
“He ordered milk at the bar. TUCKED.”
“She’s cool, but too tucked to hang with us at 3 AM Waffle House.”
“Bro said he didn’t get the joke… too tucked.”
“You can’t come to Vegas with us, you’re way too tucked.”
“He ordered milk at the bar. TUCKED.”
by Idoc September 4, 2025
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