shank tank

1. Another name for prison or school.

2. A small room or cell with lots of gangsters or thugs.
3. A place to don't want to go.

Wheely: Yo ima take you to the shank tank if you don't shut the fuck up.

by Bruce Needzweed December 14, 2016

Tank Run

A method of mental torture provided by the video game Left 4 Dead 2; by playing the Mutation "Tank Run" alongside a No Incapacitation mod on Expert difficulty.

Nondescript Being 1: Anyways you guys wanna play Tank Run?
Nondescript Being 2: (massive sigh) Fine...

by BorpoTheWizard January 22, 2023

Tickle Tank

A female version of a spank bank. Arousing experiences that girls commit to memory to use later when they masturbate .

Girl: “Channing Tantum is the only thing in my tickle tank”

Girl: “I just added that hot fuck over there to my tickle tank”

by Jessicky Cackriser May 15, 2018

Tax Tank

It’s like a think tank but it’s just for thinking about tax. A bunch of super human beings who are super smart and can solve almost any problem when it comes to taxes.

The Tax Tank really planned my tax affairs in the most efficient way possible.

by The Accountant SA July 18, 2022

Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.

Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.

by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016

Rusty tank

Being a useless broken down tank painter that use to be great but not anymore and does nothing but bitch and creek and crack every movement

That Frankie used to be Frank the tank now he is an old rusty tank in need of oil.

by Time2smoke420 October 5, 2017

Tank Texting

Akin to drunk dialing, it is the act of sending oftentimes embarrassing text messages to contacts while inebriated.

Typically, to an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.

drunk dialing Tank Texting

by JungleboyJames May 1, 2009