by froggypark674 July 08, 2022
An octopus like creature that has big eyes and has a triangular head. They are usually pink and sold at a seafood market or can be visited in an aquarium. They can be a few inches are yards long. They like to eat whales 🐳
Child: mommy I want to see the squid I saw yesterday in the ocean. It looked so cool when eating that human
Mom: …
Mom: …
by Tigray is going May 29, 2022
A squad, but the evolved version of it in all forms
There's no I in squad, but there's in squid... A lot of beautiful ones.
There's no I in squad, but there's in squid... A lot of beautiful ones.
by BeaverBruiser January 28, 2016
Noun. The act of convincing your boyfriend that all his friends are trying to get with him then tell him that he is the soul reason your family is falling apart, he will never be enough, and that you never loved him.
(extra points if pulled off during the night of his final exams and a week away from his birthday)
(extra points if pulled off during the night of his final exams and a week away from his birthday)
by og2r July 12, 2021
tha coolest god dam animol in ze fukkin werld. U ain nevah seen smt as cool as a muthafukkin squid (skwid)
Timmy: I want a pet squid!
Poppa: U ain gettin shit u ungrateful sack o shit. Ur not werthy of gettin the cooles muthaphukkin thing ain no one evah seen bitch. Sit yo ass down and eat some cereal u fukkin reetahrd.
Poppa: U ain gettin shit u ungrateful sack o shit. Ur not werthy of gettin the cooles muthaphukkin thing ain no one evah seen bitch. Sit yo ass down and eat some cereal u fukkin reetahrd.
by A kool nigga May 30, 2018
Someone who tries to be friends with cool/athletic people, but just ends up as a tag-a-long. Scared to do anything dangerous, crazy, or illegal. Reference to "Squid" from Rocket Power.
by BluCru October 05, 2010
A form of masturbation, your hand movement has to be like a squid and your fingers have to be like squid tentacles on the tip of the penis.
by THE GPC July 11, 2016