Dirty Sebastian

When you you dig your grimy cold fingers into Sabrina Carpenters pussy soup, put it into a cup and harden the top layer, like it's creme brûlée. Then force feed it to a low income Chinese child wile raping his father, sister, mother, uncle. Afterward you give your 11 year old brother anesthesia and while he's asleep you DIY a transgender surgery, all the while filming it and posting it on www.hairline.com

Grandpa) I remember back in the day, I used to Dirty Sebastian with Kurt Cobain
Kids) Shut the fuck up and let me rape your ass until it bleeds

by penisnijalover69 May 16, 2025

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dirty sebastian

when you edge the male for 4 hours, edging on blue balls, then let him come all over himself.

Person 1: God I hate cumming instantly
Person 2: Yeah me too. Dirty Sebastian?
Person 1: Awesome sauce all over my bodayyyy!!!

by dirtysebastian2 June 12, 2024

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Sebastian tajonera

A very thicc legend who has a beautiful long blonde volleyball playing girlfriend.

Wow sebs so thicc

I'd wanna be a Sebastian tajonera

by Nhkbfjs October 08, 2019

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Rowan Sebastian Atkinson

aka mr. bean
that's it

who is Rowan Sebastian Atkinson? it's mr bean!

by testerman2314 November 02, 2018

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Sebastian Jönestig

Awesome dude, he is good at games and can play every character ever.
He will beat you in every game you play and wont stop be good.
Dont try to fight him, you will lose and cry.

1 Guy: Did you see that Sebastian Jönestig in Overwatch?
2 Guy: Yeah, he got 5 gold medals and carried the team with doomfist.
1 Guy: REALLY!!!!
2 Guy: Dont try to fight him in a 1v1, you will only lose.
1 Guy: Ok, but in a 2v1?
2 Guy: That too
1 Guy: Damn...

by เซบาสเตียน March 20, 2018

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