Sebastian

A wannabe body builder who interferes with cats sexually.

Sebastian kidnapped the cat from the pet store and fucked it.

by 24 yr old u claimed u fucked February 6, 2024

Sebastian

Fucking insane, bro will lie about whatever comes to mind because he can. Hey will never keep a girl due to him being a fucking idiot. Everyone, everywhere, doesn’t believe a thing that comes out of his mouth and he’s a bit of a whore.

Billie eilish- I don’t know that kid
Jack black- me neither
Eminem- who tf is Sebastian
Rock- I think the kid might need help

by “Chaw star clear for a bit” June 6, 2024

Sebastianism

We screw actual God and we proclaim Sebastian Michaelis as a new one. A religion dedicated to our Lord and Saviour Sebastian.

I live in sebastianism, soo "Ahh Sebastian!! Rail me, daddy~".

by 💅🖤 November 5, 2020

Sebastian Lentz

Actually has Ass Burgers

Sebastian Lentz has Ass Burgers and is trying to say he doesn't

by Nabil Lane October 24, 2023

Sebastian Chen

A Good Guy,Who's Super Fun Loving ,Loves Basshunter,Who Suffers From Philophobia,Love s McDonald's in the Am and Loves Peaches and a Cream Shrimp,He will turn a Bedroom into a Fair,Sebas is Best friend with Shortii Boss Sebastian is a Heartbreak.

Sebastian Chen will break your heart for ever.

by 90sBossBabe10 February 14, 2023

Sebastian Solace

A real meanie!! >:(

A 10’6 bbg fish which half the pressure fandom simps over even though he mocks you all the time.. (he’s still pookie tho)

Guy: O-M-G!! Sebastian Solace is so mean to the player!

Girl: Yeah, but I still love his character!

Guy: To be honest, same. His lore is amazing and his design is sick.

Girl: Oh, I just like him because I’m an average simp who doesn’t realise that he’s just a cluster of neatly arranged pixels.

by tomura.x March 3, 2025

Sebastian

Someone who fusks mice, owls and mealworms

1:"Why is he eating Morten Mealworm?"
2:"Idk. His name is probably sebastian

by HEjEHj November 23, 2021