Emily Hand Scoops

An unofficial unit of measurement used by eso competitors

We need three Emily Hand Scoops of beads.

by urfukinmom69696969420 March 17, 2023

scoop your nips

when someone tries to pull Your nips out and stick them up Your bum

if you dont help me kill this kid, i will scoop Your nips

by Jerome ASF September 25, 2016

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.

When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.

by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022

Scoop

Scooping someone, it's when you ask in a cute way your boyfriend or girlfriend to give you more space in the bed.

"Scoop my love. I want more space."

by Quit&Tit January 29, 2022

woop de scoop

a geberish word for i hate to poop

people use woop de scoop in my class bc i said it once and my bestie translated it

by poop woop scoop doop noop October 13, 2021

Scooped My Biscuit

The act of one person putting their hand up a womans skirt or dress and grabbing their va-jay-jay.

Oh my god! Ryan... that guy just "Scooped my Biscuit" !!

by BISCUIT SCOOPER October 18, 2011

Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once

Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!

by Slappdat October 4, 2017