A Drink considered by some to be the king of all drinks. Created over 1.25 billion years ago by satin in a plot to distract GOD and steal the throne of heaven,the devil made the first Pale Riders Wrath. During the war for all creation, the drink was spilled in to a black hole and the recipe was banished to a place what would one day be called Philadelphia, in hopes that it would never be found. The Drink was discovered in the year 1776 by two bartenders working near Independence Hall. Using the recipe penned in blood the two men recreated the Pale Riders Wrath and served it to the Second Continental Congress, who would send along with the Declaration of Independence, a dirty letter to the queen written by a very drunk and horny Ben Franklin, witch is what really started the Revolutionary War.
Ben Franklin to Thomas Jefferson," Just mail it, come on, it will be so dam funny.
Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, Taking a swig of the Pale Riders Wrath " yea, OK,..... who are you?......., never mind, yea I'll send it, but I'm adding a picture of my pecker for the lulz!
One year latter,
Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, I thought we sent a nice letter, King George sends an Army, Why?
Ben Franklin to Thomas Jefferson, " we sent a letter?........... Dam you Pale Rider's Wrath!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, Taking a swig of the Pale Riders Wrath " yea, OK,..... who are you?......., never mind, yea I'll send it, but I'm adding a picture of my pecker for the lulz!
One year latter,
Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, I thought we sent a nice letter, King George sends an Army, Why?
Ben Franklin to Thomas Jefferson, " we sent a letter?........... Dam you Pale Rider's Wrath!!!!!!!!!!!!
by JBall The Destroyer January 2, 2010
Get the Pale Rider's Wrathmug. by clive wilson November 6, 2006
Get the rose bud ridermug. The act of running up to your girlfriend, knocking her out before she can see you and having anal or vaginal sex in the doggy style position. This position is picked because in the unlikely event that she regains consious, you can again punch her in the back of the head before she realizes who is sodomizing her.
*note - a support will be needed for her torso if the doggy style position is to be successful.
*note - a support will be needed for her torso if the doggy style position is to be successful.
by ussoldier104PATCH February 28, 2009
Get the Alaskan Ghost Ridermug. by Half of RonJon August 23, 2007
Get the Meat Ridermug. The act of someone sucking you off immediately after you get out of the Ocean. Your cock is covered in saltwater, sand, and even a piece of seaweed or two and she sucks it clean. An act which shows a chicks true dedication to the cause. A personal favorite of the founders of The Brethren.
Dude, The hottest chick was eyeing me catching the sickest barrels yesterday. So when I got out, I served her up the Wave Rider Special and she loved it!!! This chicks got potential.
by Dan Collier April 23, 2008
Get the Wave Rider Specialmug. the act of not being able to stop riding someone's dick, even if there not famous people. these people usually run after the people they follow like a hobbit does a ring. there is almost no cure for these people...actually there is no cure.
josh rode kobe's dick all the way to the loss against the celtics...i think he has dick-rider-syndrum
richard, u need to stop riding jhalens dick!, u need a doctor for that dick-rider-syndrum you have there.
richard, u need to stop riding jhalens dick!, u need a doctor for that dick-rider-syndrum you have there.
by hippsterrLOL June 16, 2010
Get the dick-rider-syndrummug. a shit stabber, someone who takes it up the khyber, a fanatical bowler who uses the cadbury alley, mr mercury was one! dig?
by mr_rider March 24, 2004
Get the dirt track ridermug.