The Jewish Onion Ring is when a young Jewish boy has his bar mitzvah, in which he gets circumcised and the foreskin is than saved in a ziplock baggy, seasoned, put in batter, and deep fried the next morning for breakfast, than consumed by the young boy's family.
Boy:"Oww!"
Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"
Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"
by xXf0UrTwEnTyXx May 2, 2009
Get the Jewish Onion Ringmug. by Thomas Oldham October 20, 2004
Get the cutting onionsmug. The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.
by XCaliburger June 5, 2017
Get the Blooming Onion Shitmug. Something/ someone so sad that they would be able to make an onion cry. Note: onions are famous for making people cry.
Saoirse: Have you seen Jenny is crying over her looks again?
Neil: She's so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Neil: She's so ugly she could make an onion cry.
by Bluecharge May 29, 2019
Get the Make an Onion Crymug. The name underneath Funyuns. These are sharp chips that have a taste, not unlike garlic mixed with sawdust. They will chip your gums and may or may not cause cancer.
by killerflame157 February 22, 2018
Get the onion flavored ringsmug. by DankPepeMemeLord69 December 19, 2017
Get the Onions have layersmug. The name of Jamal the onion lord has great meaning, he is the god of the religion of Jalape. He is the main god and he has a twin brother named Lamaj who is the devil. The two fought for many years until Jamal finally defeated his evil brother. He now rules all the realm of the onion afterlife.
by Jenstentown January 11, 2017
Get the jamal the onion lordmug.