moist

a wet (moist) thing

mmmmmm, moist

by moist girl October 28, 2019

super moist

Really wet

You mane yo girl was super moist

by Hdhdjsjdj October 2, 2017

The Moist Sock

where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable

my man is so good in the bedroom, he hits me with the moist sock, i'm a little sore now though

by daddys_toes June 4, 2018

Moist Signature

A creepy alternative to "wet signature," which is currently used in banking and other circumstances that require a tangible, ink signature as opposed to just a digital signature.

I have to actually go into the bank. They need a moist signature to close my account.

by JonCoinedIt January 16, 2024

Moist

Tf idk don’t ask me for definitions df.. ANYWAY moist is used in many contexts 😏

-nice and moist

-wet and moist

-ndksndkdnsksns moist

-moist cakes 🎂🍑

by anonymous January 17, 2021

Moist Diane

When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.

Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.

by GrundleStiltskin69 November 23, 2019

Mama moist

A very watery and slimy mommy that has the biggest bottle moisture, the kids of mama moist are little yellow midget things that look like you took their dinosaur toy

Me : mama your so moist
Mama moist : yeah now drink my moist
Me : yes mama

Mama kid : mama I want your moist

by Wes.the.poop November 20, 2023