Knockers and Mash

When a really fucked up Canadian guy, perhaps he might go by the name of Mo or Dan wants to tit fuck his date by mashing his member between them. If he is hungry afterwards he may decide to eat some sausage with mashed potatoes.

Andy (he could also be called Andy) couldn't find his condom so he went for knockers and mash.

by Uncle PP December 6, 2017

hold on to my mash

If a guy says hold on to my mash he means hold on to my dick

Max: “hold on to my mash”
Lara: “ew no!”

by ric4rdo October 3, 2021

Mashed Carrot

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.

I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!

by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019

mash fart

a sweet smelling fart when you dont have to poo.

why did you mash fart dick fucking cunt.

by tino francis May 1, 2009

Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!

I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.

by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023

Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.

I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .

by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 21, 2024

Mashed potato neck

Referring to a thick double or triple stacked neck. Usually worn by a skinny person with a layered neck. Often light-skin folk.

“Damn that girl got a mashed potato neck.”
“Mashed potato neck ass hoe.”

by Therealdefiner May 18, 2025