Granny

Someone not to get on at. A word used in conjunction with the phrase 'don't get on at' in verbal combat against the grumpiest of Grandads. Beware, this is not guaranteed to ward off grumpy old farts and/or the aforementioned and much dreaded grandads.

*Grumpy Grandad feels grumpy and grumbles at Granny*

3rd Party - "Don't get on at Granny!"

by asdfman64506 December 11, 2023

Granny McBlow

When you best friends' grandma keeps giving you the "look" and starts rubbing your leg at the table, then you end up sniffing blow off of her ass while getting an aforementioned blowjob

Damn, that might be a Granny Mcblow

by What are hoes May 15, 2018

You’s granny

That sexy old lady we engor at all costs

Crap the popo’s be all up in ere you’s granny as a shield

by Big dead scrodum hat June 21, 2021

Granny fluffer

Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.

The granny fluffer was in discord being a cuck.

by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023

Granny Lip It

When you're getting slop top and the chick has braces. The chick then uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces and proceeds to give A1 slop top.

On a cold winter night, Me and Beth were feeling really frisky. She is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top, however she has braces. Last time she gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces. I had to punch her in the forehead so she would let go. This time I told Beth to granny Lip it.

by Marcamango September 27, 2020

granny cannon

The seats on the bus that are oriented in the direction of travel and elevated above the seats in front. They are favoured by older ladies and do not feature a handlebar. So, in the event of a head-on collision, the passenger will be propelled in the air and towards the front of the bus, hence the name.

"Hey dude, wanna sit next to me in this 4-seat?"
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."

by SnuSnuSnu March 31, 2020

Granny Pie

The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.

"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"

"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"

"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"

by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023