fart party

(noun): 1. a party where people sit around farting and galavanting. 2. A cluster fuck. 3. A situation that is not taken seriously.

Why are you sitting around, having a fart party, when there is work to be done.

That operation was a real fart party.

by Ned Plimpton February 24, 2011

shart fart

The noise made right before someone sharts themselves, typically followed by an awkward grimace and a "whoops!"

Did you see Timmy playing soccer today? The coach called him out after he started walking like a penguin? The referee was startled by the shart fart Timmy released at the goal crease.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

fart grenade

A Widely used tactic in the bed, casually used like this:
1. pretend you are holding a grenade
2. fart in your pretend grenade
3. hover your grenade over the victims nose.
watch his/her's reaction.

A unsuspected fart grenade was used in bed.
Jerry: grenade!
Kiersten: what?
Kiersten: Eww!
Jerry: GOTY!
Kiersten: It smells like a gas chamber!

by [InsertXboxLiveGamertagHere] November 16, 2019

meaty fart

A fart that sounds like it would taste meaty and/or smells meaty

That meaty fart sounded so heavy and smelled like steak

by Chang Qou November 9, 2015

Fart Swindler

Someone who pretends to hate farts so you will fart and then they secretly enjoy it .

Ahhh gross ! She lied, as she vigorously sniffed her surroundings after the fart ripped through the atmosphere. She's a fart swindler who conned at fart .

by dingusoftheday September 19, 2012

fart plie

That balletic squatting stance that allows a person a free and unobstructed position from which to blow a truly effective fart.

I watched his artistic subtlety as he achieved a fart plie that was not only astounding but perfect.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

slow farting

A way of passing gas that occurs primarily when people are among friends with whom they feel comfortable and so their sphincters are relaxed which means they release their farts slowly and unobtrusively.

She felt absolutely no stress whatsoever in their company and realized that she may have been slow farting throughout the entire evening.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019