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cuntbag shitstain ex

A cuntbag shitstain ex is a person one used to be involved with. At the end of the relationship, they tend to dredge up anything bad from your past (minimum of five years prior and on back) in an attempt to make themselves look/feel better/superior.

Usually you'll be in a long-term relationship with a cuntbag shitstain and not even know it until you get into court proceedings. That is typically when the dominant cuntbag shitstain personality traits tend to manifest.
That cuntbag shitstain ex of mine went through storage boxes in the attic, found my diaries from as far back as when I was thirteen, and is trying to submit them to the court as "evidence" of my character. Wtf? I'm almost 40 now!
by Notthatex September 2, 2016
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Ex-boy friend

The one who YOU dumped cuz he either
A. Lives in IDAHOE
B. Gets jelous over nothing
C. You can tell he's telling lies when he says "I love you!"

D. You start liking someone new
E. Looks bad after a while
My ex-boy friend? Ya I dumped his ass cuz of one of the ABCDE he and I are never getting back together... Like ever!!!!!
by U_dont_know_my_name May 19, 2019
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Sex Ex Full

Von seems very happy and sex ex full after leaving Connie!!
by tryingnewthings June 13, 2018
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Emotional Support Ex

your ex that no matter if you’re dating them or someone else you consistently just cannot leave alone. you probably are hung up on them but you’re just “friends”
“they still talk? i thought they broke up?” “girl that’s just her emotional support ex.”
by ghxstgxrl May 22, 2022
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Mega Coon EX

rarest slave card - exclusive to the coon cards collection
do u have the Mega Coon EX
by slaveowner123 May 15, 2021
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ex post fapto

A series of habitual tasks undertaken upon the completion of a fap.
I always close my porn tabs ex post fapto.
by Geoffffffffff May 9, 2012
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National Ex Day

December 9th, National Ex Day. It's not official for you unless your ex popped up in your SnapChat memories today.
Mark: My Ex jus popped up in my "a year ago, today" snap
Lukas: Well yeah I mean it's, National Ex Day
by yourgirlsfavoriteasshole December 9, 2019
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