Double Bidet

A Double Bidet is when one masturbates and ejaculates at the same time as they poop into a toilet. While the ejaculate hits the chin, the toilet water jumps up to caress the asshole.

A double bidet is a great way to start the day.

by Writtenfailure June 24, 2018

Double Gripping

Grabbing the shaft with one hand while placing the other hand above thus stroking the head as well, continuously. Special care must be taken during this procedure to ensure satisfaction and safety. Wear eye protection for stray streams. A tingling sensation may occur afterwards.

Tom was caught double gripping again.

by Aamiye March 15, 2017

double 0

Your gang

I rep double 0 boy

by ogmack November 28, 2016

Double tease

When you're about to get double teamed and then the people decided no

"If you're about to get double teamed and the they decided no, were you double teased?"-Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)

Janet: "Yeah last night I was about to get double teamed and then they said no and for me to get out."
Jennifer: "So you got double teased! Loser"
Janet: "f*ck off"

by not_the_true_king_of_sarcasm February 28, 2021

double unicorn

A unicorn with two horns,because a dicorn sounds ridiculous

wow look at that horse with two horns I think it's called a double unicorn

by SwankyMushroom July 05, 2015

Double-half.

A variation of sexual intercourse enabling the male to give the female double the girth but only half the length. This is achieved by going in with a flaccid penis folded in half.

It was like throwing a sausage down a hallway, so I gave her some good old double-half.

by SlyD0g March 05, 2017

double u

A verbal representation of the 22nd letter of the alphabet.
Also the literal way of saying W.

- "Dude, how do you say the double v thing?"
- "That's W. As in double u."

by SumokuUido July 06, 2018