Safe dick is the dick you go to when you break up with your s-o and you need a good dickin' but dont want STD's from a new dick and want to be cuddled afterward.
Safe dick is usually a guy you are already friends with and won't make a casual hook up awkward afterward. This guy cares for your well being, but doesnt want a relationship so he will always be down to have sex and cuddle.
Safe dick is usually a guy you are already friends with and won't make a casual hook up awkward afterward. This guy cares for your well being, but doesnt want a relationship so he will always be down to have sex and cuddle.
Girl 1: i need to get fucked
Girl 2: go look on tinder
Girl 1: nah, im not trynna get an STD right now, I'll hit up tommy for some safe dick.
Girl 2: go look on tinder
Girl 1: nah, im not trynna get an STD right now, I'll hit up tommy for some safe dick.
by idontknowman99 December 05, 2017
Dude, I got the worst case of Dorito Dick last night. I was eating Doritos and watching TV when Wild Things came on. I looked down after the swimming pool scene and my dick looked like a 9 inch Cheeto.
by Harry Moe Lester February 27, 2015
1. Sweaty and stinky balls and Johnson, see crotch rot.
2. Term for caucasian male(s) from non-caucasian male(s), can be racist in use and typically toward southerners, but seeing increase use in Northern California recently.
2. Term for caucasian male(s) from non-caucasian male(s), can be racist in use and typically toward southerners, but seeing increase use in Northern California recently.
1. After a night of hot and heavy sex Tyler had a bad case of swamp dick.
2. There's one guy who everything he sees Tyler he screams "Hey swamp dick" at him.
2. There's one guy who everything he sees Tyler he screams "Hey swamp dick" at him.
by Humrunner September 25, 2015
A Woodstock Dick is when you look like you attend the woodstock festival and you take a lot of speedy drugs and you have a huge bush of public hair. Your clothes become a burden so you get naked and walk around with your mushroom cap sticking out of the bushes as seen at the woodstock festival I'm archival photos.
Random hippy chick: Hey peace man you're really groovy . It takes a lot of guts to be naked in public when you have a Woodstock Dick
by moman86 September 29, 2016
by Kobe102648 March 06, 2017
Jet black residuals produced by a hand, five potential soot fingers, a bic lighter and an apparatus for meth..the perfect concocktion for soot dick
JerJer flipped out on me cuz I used the last Kleenex in his car..I didn’t know what to make of it I figured he was having a bad day it turns out he didn’t want soot dick to transfer onto his brand new white 501 button fly Levi’s..I don’t blame him
by Roobeer October 27, 2020
by obewan February 20, 2006