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Toilet act

The act of defecation. To pass solid waste. Dropping the kids off at the pool. Splashdown. Giving birth to a live eel. Reverse sodomy.
The intruder performed a vile toilet act upon the Secretary's Chair and Cushion before leaving the scene of the crime.
by The Boston Sausage Strangler August 14, 2019
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fair fight act of 1988

The Fair Fight Act of 1988 set the bylaws of street fights in Detroit during the 80s and 90s. It’s sole purpose was to set the groundwork for what was considered legal and illegal in a street fight among two parties settling their differences by way of force. Along with the typical rules of the street fight, ie. no eye gouging, no biting and no low blows, the Fair Fight Act aimed to eliminate anything but the use of hands.
Kicks of any sort will violate the code of the "Fair Fight Act of 1988". Damaging knees can cause a permanent injury, mf might walk a cane for the rest of his life. Use of firearms are permitted in such cases.
by DimSumProphet August 28, 2019
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Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights

Under strict legitimate international law one has the right to defecate in the pillowcase of all and any persons that, without a warrant, screenshot ones content, whether the content was privately or publicly shared
Person 1“Hey, do you have a warrant for that screenshot?”
Person 2: “no?”
Person 1: “Under Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights I’m allowed to shit in your pillowcase
by ThiccGrandDad September 21, 2019
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Acting like A Nunes

Fashioning actions after an idiotic politician.
I voted the guy in and now he is acting like a Nunes, a real ass that doesn't care about what is important to me, just himself while wearing that shit eating grin.
by hhillbilly January 23, 2020
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Imma Act Stevie Wonder To The Situation

Well It Means You're Turning The Other Eye Against The Situation At Hand Or On Sight With That In Regard You Act Blind As If You Didn't See Nothing Cause What You Saw Is Pretty Much Hilarious
Q: Yo Bro You Done Seen That

A: nah bro Imma Act Stevie Wonder To The Situation
by cyber delazy February 1, 2020
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Slobbery (Act)

(Colloquialism) The act of committing a robbery by threatening that you have coronavirus and will spit on the victim.
“Did you hear? There was a slobbery (act) at the bottle shop yesterday.”
by Typicalaussielad April 14, 2020
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neha act

a law that states that every neha has to watch dr romantic forever
person 1: "hey, are you writing your history essay?"
somebody named neha: "no, sorry, i have to watch dr romantic forever because of the neha act"
by the epitome of beauty #2 March 1, 2020
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