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Battle Ground High School

A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.

Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.

Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
I fucking hate Battle Ground High School it’s full of faggots. Can we pretty please go get more zyns now???
by HaydenGray88 June 29, 2025
mugGet the Battle Ground High Schoolmug.

Grounds for a beatdown

Noun. an action or actions an aggressor takes that gives respondent a fully acceptable reason to beat the aggressor into a hospital.
Guy 1: I heard the guy Stacy is dating hit her and her kid.
Guy 2: That's grounds for a beatdown. Let's fuck him up.
by Pittsburghtuna January 16, 2021
mugGet the Grounds for a beatdownmug.

Ground Gas

Type of gasoline that runs from an overflowing tank when one doesn’t realize it’s full, or the pump doesn’t automatically shut off.
*Pointing at a pool of gas developing under a car*

“How much ground gas do you want to pay for?”
by NLyons December 6, 2018
mugGet the Ground Gasmug.

The Grounding Problem

The Grounding Problem is the search for a foundation of our moral beliefs, something solid that would make them true in a way that is clear, objective and unmoving. Responses to The Grounding Problem can be placed in the following categories:
- Externalism

- Internalism

- Interactionalism
by Atlas Apollo March 25, 2024
mugGet the The Grounding Problemmug.

Ground Slapper

Huge floppy feet that slap the ground as you walk.
"bro got them GROUND SLAPPERS!"
by MostLIkelyMe April 8, 2023
mugGet the Ground Slappermug.

ground grabbers

Navy/marine corps term for running shoes/footwear
The sergeant major is getting us new ground grabbers
by jarhead September 2, 2015
mugGet the ground grabbersmug.

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