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Blue reflector

A game where while driving at night, usually with a group, every time you see a blue reflector on the road you put your hand to the ceiling of the car and yell "BLUE REFLECTOR". Last person to say it has to remove a piece of clothing.
"I got that bitch butt naked playing blue reflector last night on the back roads"
by Ladida June 23, 2013
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Blue Crab

Blue crab is a type of sea crab you catch with a crab trap or while scuba diving. You catch a lot if you're lucky. Then you take them home, stab the crabs with a knife so they die quickly and relatively painlessly especially compared to the prolonged pain of boiling them alive. They go good with some onion and avocado salad and some rice. Mmm. Delicious! You use the claw to dig out the crab meat from the side. When it's cooked, it looks red.
Tony: *Digs the crab meat with the claw.

*eats crabs.

Tony: Mmmmm! Blue crab!
by HawaiianPunch1 September 3, 2023
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Blue Bobber

Performing oral sex on an unwashed penis that’s amassed a little ripe, tangy dick cheese around the tip.
I was choking on his blue bobber. It really smelled like a fine blue vein cheese.

I tried to feed her my blue bobber but she made me shower.
by Dick Onchin November 5, 2020
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blue asshole

Being a dick and also sad at the same time
Wow you can be such a blue asshole sometimes!
by largebread July 5, 2017
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Blue Tool

The knob that is yapping loudly on his blue tooth while his eyes dart around hoping to find someone listening in to overhear him “move and shake” because all the difference makers are in a Wal-Mart midmorning in their khakis yapping on their cell phones.
Guy #1: Check out this douche yapping on his cell phone.

Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.
by Nickola15 July 13, 2010
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The Blue Buttfuck

Fireball, raspberry vodka, orange red bull, glacier freeze Gatorade, and a stone.
Last night was great, we made Eric The Blue Buttfuck and he got so drunk he couldn't remember where his penis was!
by poonmangler69 March 19, 2015
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Vida Blue

A very good former pitcher for the San Francisco Giants. You know, that guy that is always at freaken FanFest and when you're waiting in a 3 hour line for Freddy Sanchez or Tim Lincecum's autograph, they get switched out for the old washed up guys that no one really cares about anymore? Yeah that black dude. Oh well, he was kick ass, back in the day.
John: Yes! We're about to get Andres Torres and Matt Cain!

Steve: Aww shit, they're switching them out...

John: FUCK! For who??

Steve: Vida Blue and Lon Simmons...

John: Damn it! I got him last year!
by JustaGiantsfanyeah March 1, 2011
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