Badger

Skunk-bear

A badger is like a skunk bear.

A badger scratches like a bear and looks like a skunk.

by M_factor March 10, 2018

Badger

Bloke who proudly lowers to questionable standards with women after midnight m, tending to find himself with moles, toads and rats (like Wind in the Willows).

Badger doesn’t have standards after midnight

by Morty Pigdog October 29, 2021

Badger

Self congratulating narcissist commonly found at UK festivals frequented by people in Hunter Wellies.

Q: What the shuddering fuck is that outside the Hunter Style Dome?
A: It's a bunch of Badgers doing another ukulele flashmob
Q: But nobody is enjoying it apart from them
A: They're Badgers.

Q: Can we leave now?
A: Yes.

by WideAsItIsLong August 13, 2012

Badger

A female who strips naked and gyrates to music to gain attention from males.

Strewth, look at that badger go!
Why? She's almost got my attention.

by Luci the Kat May 26, 2020

Badger

A black and white carnivores nocturnal animal, that is part of the weasel family. It also enjoys sexual activity with young female/male badgers.

Look a badger

by Beast653465 October 08, 2019

Badger

A person who sports the Stone Island branded badge at every conceivable opportunity.

There's a badger, over there, nothing is going to kick off here, tonight.

There were a lot of badgers at that Britain First rally, on Saturday!

by MaksR January 10, 2024

Badger

The king of Ryan’s

Did you see the Badger last night in Ryan’s?

by Screwcap69 November 23, 2021