App-tarded: People age 45 and older that can't handle smartphones and apps or have a fear of them and stubbornly continue to use flip phones with over-sized number keys.
Don't be app-tarded. He app-tardedly and le his new smartphone, struggling to exist in the 21st century.
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Get the Tard Latin mug.when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards
person: aight so you know uncle T?
jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)
Person: (smiles)
jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)
person: aight so the other day . . .
jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap
person (chuckles)
jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)
person is the king of the tards
jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)
Person: (smiles)
jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)
person: aight so the other day . . .
jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap
person (chuckles)
jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)
person is the king of the tards
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¹ A Person, A Person's pet, or an Animal, who displays a bewildering ignorance which makes a perfectly normal retarded person seem like Albert Einstein.
² Someone so infuriatingly foolish, and absurdly idiotic.
³ One who causes a disruption in life which prone to cause high blood pressure, anger, and/or outrage, and in some cases, name calling and even Murder over the incident.
³ Dippy + Dumb + Imbecile + Dumbass ÷ a Foolish Fucker = This type of person.
¹ A Person, A Person's pet, or an Animal, who displays a bewildering ignorance which makes a perfectly normal retarded person seem like Albert Einstein.
² Someone so infuriatingly foolish, and absurdly idiotic.
³ One who causes a disruption in life which prone to cause high blood pressure, anger, and/or outrage, and in some cases, name calling and even Murder over the incident.
³ Dippy + Dumb + Imbecile + Dumbass ÷ a Foolish Fucker = This type of person.
"You ruined it, you stupid FUCK-TARD!"
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by Vault111Guy May 20, 2017
Get the tard spinner mug.A Millarde Tard m'lärd tärd is a person who automatically thinks someone is bad or has ill intentions simply because of one's wealth.
What a millarde tard, he doesn't even know him and he's already accusing the millionaire neighbor of being part of some terrorist organization.
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Portmanteau of the acronym 'graphical user interface' and 'retarded'. Meaning someone that needs a GUI to perform all computer related tasks.
Portmanteau of the acronym 'graphical user interface' and 'retarded'. Meaning someone that needs a GUI to perform all computer related tasks.
If one can only use a point and drool interface then one can reasonably describe them as GUI-tarded.
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