A mentally ill lady gaga wanna be who wears 80's pump sneakers and weird front butt spandex pants with a forceful sorority whore attitude to try and fit in with normal people.
Daniel: Did you notice that fine ass bitch in the bathroom?
Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.
Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.
by tsunbot September 24, 2011
Get the Ditz tardmug. A phrase to describe fat people, usually who are being nuisances and annoying. A saying that you meant to say "a tub of lard" but you messed up somewhere.
"Move you fat lub of tard! Oh wait I'm sorry, I didn't know you were sitting there eating your double XXL fries while you sit there and take a fucking nap!"
by Mr. Lopezo November 27, 2012
Get the lub of tardmug. When two lovers kiss passionately in the fashion of mentally challenged individuals. Dribbling is a definite factor.
by joshua davey August 9, 2009
Get the tard-kissmug. Lucy was attempting to eat linguini, but since she was unable to twirl it properly, she is a twirl tard.
by bamtime February 17, 2010
Get the twirl tardmug. What the teenagers are using now, also known as fidget spinners. Originally used for kids with ADD ADHD
by Vault111Guy May 20, 2017
Get the tard spinnermug. When something should be viewed as retarded and without any good memories, but you can't help but look back on it fondly
Bill: How was the new Rambo movie?
Steve: The acting was horrible, the script was miserable, the action scenes were so over the top that I couldn't really get into it, yet I enjoyed watching the whole thing. It was good-tarded.
Steve: The acting was horrible, the script was miserable, the action scenes were so over the top that I couldn't really get into it, yet I enjoyed watching the whole thing. It was good-tarded.
by whack86 March 29, 2009
Get the good-tardedmug. A person who pays reverence to the radical ideologies of the alt-right as well as having a strong devotion and loyalty to former President Donald Trump.
Mr. Tanner’s rant of election fraud and other conspiracy theories is making him sound like a MAGA-tard.
There’s a pastor on TV explaining how God sent Donald Trump to save the United States. What a MAGA-tard.
Look at all the MAGA-tards storming the Capitol!
There’s a pastor on TV explaining how God sent Donald Trump to save the United States. What a MAGA-tard.
Look at all the MAGA-tards storming the Capitol!
by Dat Aaaayyyyhhhh December 14, 2021
Get the MAGA-tardmug.