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Polytech talking in you

Polytech is one of the worst universities in the world, in fact the campuses and professors there are so bad it makes you depressed and burned out. Studying there will destroy your self-esteem and will to live. So, when you feel untalented and ar your worst, it might not be you, it's just polytech ruining your self-esteem and talking in you
- dude, i wish i was a cool and interesting person
- nah, bro, you're good, that's just polytech talking in you
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Shout Talking 

Loud, intense, boisterous, uninterrupted COVID conversation. Often during a Zoom call, one will shout talk to ensure that their voice is heard.
The conversation in the Office pertaining to COVID was so loud that shout talking was the only way to get a word in edgewise.
Shout Talking by EcoGirl22 October 19, 2020

I was just talking to (Boss's Name) 

The get out of jail free card when your supervisor asks why you were late.

Said when you clearly slept in or more than one occasion but don't want to let anyone know there is a trend developing.
(Supervisor) "Jim! You're 20 minutes late for the start of your shift."
(Jim) "Yeah sorry, I was just talking to (Boss's Name), the CEO of the company."
(Supervisor) "Oh well in that case, no problems"

excuse me im talking 

something u say when you are trying to dominate a conversation.
i have been having some issues with...
excuse me im talking!

dead man talking

Typically the last words of someone being killed, or a victim pleading for their life.
Police officer one: We have a "dead man talking" on camera. Police officer two "Oh shit"
dead man talking by mlhiss June 1, 2020

It’s the algorithm talking 

When people that you care about have been negatively manipulated by social media falsehoods, nonsense and conspiracy theories.

Similar to ‘it’s the whiskey talking’ when friends lose their filter after a night of drinking.
Cut Uncle Lenny some slack - it’s the algorithm talking.

If you're talking, you're wrong 

The undeniably powerful phrase weilded by the famed IHS band director Ed W. Used to instantly quell even the most talkative of band-os.
band-o #1 to band-o #2 - "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah......"

Ed W. - "If you're talking, you're wrong!"

band-o #1 and band-o # - silence