Swamp donkey

In baseball when the hitter hits an absolute fucking moonshot on a meatball pitch down the middle and the ball has absolutely no chance of ever landing.

Announcer: Here’s the windup now the pitch…..OH MY GOD JOHNNY HITS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING SWAMP DONKEY TO DEAD CENTER, THAT BALL HAS ZERO CHANCE OF LANDING WHAT A SWAMP DONKEY.

by Haha by Baja and May 10, 2022

swamp swallow

The term used to describe a male ice addict , the female version being .... Puddle duck .

" look out ladies ...put the pips away . Here comes that bloody swamp swallow again ! "

by Queen Akasha 666 October 11, 2022

Swamp swallow

A swamp swallow is the males version of the classic " puddle duck " ( the name given to a female that will happily have relations with pretty much anyone that is offering the drug "ice" in exchange .

Sally says.... "Holy shit ....Quick hide the pipe" . . . to Sarah as the "swamp swallow" ....aka - Andrew enters the residence .

by Queen Akasha 666 October 12, 2022

swamp ass

Swampass is the upgraded way to tell if a homie is being legit fr ong. If a homie lies on swampass they aint a homie anymore

Person 1"yo brother did you hug my girl?"
Person 2 "naah bruv aint no way i hug dat b"
Person 1 "on swamp ass bro"
Person 2 "ok g u got me ther cu I hugged dat bbg and dat b wuz damp as fuukk slime...soory c"
Person 1 "wow bru the fuu that messed c but im glad we can be honasst"

by realone1c October 12, 2022

SWAMP DONKEY

When you are working on a rig And it is so hot that your Swamp Ass has traveled to your donkey dick

Floor hand—Damn man its so fuckin hot out here i have some major swamp ass!
Driller— shit its so damn hot i have swamp donkey!!

by Rogchr86 December 11, 2021

Swamp Grits

The combination of chode sweat, crabs and beach sand that can be found anywhere between the ass crack and ball sack.

Man, an afternoon of chasing snatch on Daytona Beach has left me with a bad case of swamp grits.

by Umpaloompasmasher6969 March 23, 2022

swamp duck

a fart that smells like the stinkiest swamp ever but sounds like a duck when you fart

" damn bro that smells like a rotten swamp but sounded like a duck quack" , well jimmy you just got swamp ducked"

by pablo less mexican April 4, 2022