Speed Pissing

Making ladies hurry up in the toilet. Making a deal, to excite the quewe to go faster.

in the line at a festival "come on girls lets play speed pissing, u have 5 minutes or the cubical is going over".

Harder to play in a pub, you can only rely on getting the quewe excited...

by Private Joy May 23, 2007

speed skaters

really wide thighs, the kind tht u hav 2 pop out a ruler 4

"yo look at them legs, they so wide"
"she got them speed skaters"

by Tuckus Miwwa April 16, 2008

Speed Buddies

1. When you drive down a highway behind another car for a fair amount of time but feel no need to overtake it, because your speed match almost perfectly.
2. When you swim in a pool, behind or ahead another random person and neither of you feel the need to overtake one another throughout the entire session.

1. Oh damn, my speed buddy just turned away. It was rather comfortable to drive behind him. I guess now I'll have to watch my speedometer.
2. I really hope I'll find some speed buddies in the pool today, they always prevent me from resting on the edges.

by Elizabeth_Bathory August 16, 2009

sam speed

a crazy axe murderer

help, sam speed just axe murdered someone, it was on the news!

by dannyhawes February 25, 2008

surfers speedball

A combination of coffee and weed to help wake you and chill out . So you can be both awake and productive as well as relaxed .

The combination of two substances : in this case marijuana and a good cup of Joe .

Starbucks and a kush blunt , the perfect Surfers Speedball .

I'm going to have my Surfers Speedball and hit the beach .

by invasion252 April 1, 2011

adirondack speedball

the combination of drinking a cup of coffee while smoking a bowl.

Not to worry broski, I'm having an adirondack speedball!

by thedogg11 June 10, 2011

Mexican Speed Bag

When your girl works your ball sack with both fists like a speed bag at the gym all whilst you sing the popular Mexican song Cielito lindo otherwise known as the Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay song at the top of your lungs.

Sonja was beating Carl’s balls good as he loves a Mexican speed bag.

Through the thin walls of his apartment, the sounds of Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Canta y no llores could be heard.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018