Snail Snacker

a term to use against the French

"those Snail Snacker's don't scare me"

by givemegumgumyoudumdum May 24, 2025

Snail

The snail...he's always there...you escape? He follows you..what can you do? Nothing. If it touches you, you die. Can it die? No. It's immortal...

Guy 1: What the fuck is a snail doing here, just step on it

Guy 2: HELL NAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME

by cookuh June 6, 2025

Snail Trail

A chick that's hair always looks like a cat has been sucking on it, super scandalous, likes to take things that dont belong to her, and sell them on Facebook, talks like she's a gangster from Beverly Hills(yes, that fake!)Voice that is like nails on a chalkboard, a complete nasty skanky, skeezy, slut that is as dumb as a box of rocks!

She is nasty and slimy like a snail trail, believe me!

by Relaxitwonttear April 4, 2024

Be a snail

Be a snail

Any friend that is down on themselves about any image issue, simply reply - Be a snail and love the shell your in

by PrillyPootlePositivity May 12, 2024

Texas Snail Trail

When a girl eats a pound of chipotle beans and sits on your face.

Bro that girl gave me the craziest Texas Snail Trail (TST) last week.

by Realmafia124 February 24, 2024

Snail Fucking

When your driving (though could also be walking or biking, etc.) and the person in front of you slows down so you end up their ass or also if you’re going slow and someone comes up right behind you. In either case, they snail fucking you.

“This dude in front of us is driving so slow!”
“I know bro, he’s snail fucking you.”

OR

“This driver behind me been snail fucking me for the last three miles.”
“Then speed up stupid.”

by PapooseSwampy February 25, 2024

Snail Trail

When you cum inside of a paraplegic and steal her wheelchair.

"Last night I made your sister snail trail all the way downstairs, we're still hanging out this weekend though right?"

by Leon Skennedy June 6, 2022