Schrödingers Slag.

A girl, whom appears as if they look skinny, fat, dirty, and showered all at the same time. Often on par with people you would see at a Walmart.

“She seemed as a Schrödingers slag, I wouldn’t go for her.”

“No one could tell if Jenny was a 2, or a 10, Jenny would be considered Schrödingers slag.”

"Sarah was a true 'Schrödinger's slag'. She could be a decent human being when she wanted to be, but most of the time she was just a pain in the ass.”

by westcoast1n January 30, 2025

Slug Slagging

Shoving a slug in a sock, freezing it, and fisting someone

Slug Slagging is fisting someone with a frozen slug
I just "Slug Slagged" Livy
I just fisted a girl with a frozen snail i "Slug Slagged" her

by Slugslagger March 20, 2024

Slag Motor

A high performance or particularly juicy or pimped out car.

Taking my slag motor to Ace Cafe to find out if people still say “pimped out”.

by Lou0102 August 09, 2023

Slag pants

A hole located on a piece of clothing on or above the thigh, allowing a female to alert other males that she is easy access for a good time.

I think ill wear my Slag pants tonight just to make sure.

by TheRoyalist July 11, 2017

loyal slag

A girl that acts like a slag but only for you. (she is normally your girlfriend)

Omg my new girl is such a loyal slag, I love it

by vodkashotss July 27, 2017

Loyal slag

A girl who talks to a lot of boys at the same time but stays loyal to all the boys at the same time

Person 1: "belle daniels is a loyal slag"
Person 2: "the loyalest slag ever"

by Ilovebelledaniels July 25, 2022

british slag

A slag who is british and fucks a different lad every day

1: My boyfriend cheated on me with HER
2: I’m not surprised she’s the definition of a british slag

by tbh i cba fr mate September 18, 2019